I think that there's a disconnect between spankos, which you definitely are, O naughty girl, and those who are not spankos. A spanko says that they like to be spanked. The non-spanko thinks that this means a few smacks on the bottom. What the non-spanko doesn't understand is that spankos want the right words, they want to be spanked for being naughty, they want it to be a long spanking, with a nice build up. And they don't understand that spankos hate to ask for what they crave (which makes life hard).
On Dallas: I would not wish for Dallas to be your boyfriend. He does not strike me as a very nice person. I've had a few interactions with him and they were ugly.